Two kinds of cucumber salads

 A whole cucumber sliced into a container.  Add things, put the top on, and shake to combine.

Version one- CA roll 

chopped crab

cubed avocado 

mayo

whipped cream cheese

sesame seeds 

a litlte soy sauce

MSG

Another version- Bagel with lox

smoked salmon 

whipped cream cheese

red onion 

ranch (?)

lemon juice 

everything bagel seasoning 

MSG

caper